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Maeda Path & Desert Hunter Tournaments!
May 06, 2008 - 8:20 AM - WillRiker
2 Tourneys this week...figured I'd throw a bonus one in there but pay attention.

In the bonus tourney, which is Maeda Path, you get 1 go and 1 go only, so if you fuck it up...it's all over. No 3 bites of the cherry at this one.

The second tourney is Desert Hunter and you get the usual 3 goes at this one.

As ever...the tourney's are HERE and you simply click the register button to be included in the first group of 8.

If more people want to join in after the initial 8 slots are full, reply to this thread and we'll get a second group going...but please remember if you do join in...play your... [Read More]
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Strudel
May 06, 2008 - 6:34 AM - hntbarbie
Strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours. Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: "I must be dreaming of heaven! I smell your grandmother's strudel!"

"No, grandfather, you are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking strudel now."

"I know I will never have another taste of her delicious strudel after this one. Could you please go down and get me a piece?", the old man begs with what is left of his final breath.

One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request. After a long time, he returns empty-handed.

"Did you bring me one last piece
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