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Jul 31, 2010 - 9:30 PM - Jezza
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Hosted On: Morty's Twisted World

Best part starts at around 0:45
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Irish Catholic Boy

Jul 28, 2010 - 6:36 PM - Maximal
Maximal's Avatar Wee Irish boy crying by the side of the road.

A man asks "What's wrong?"

Boy says "Me Ma is dead"

"Oh bejaysus" the man says "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley ?"

Wee boy replies"No thanks Mister, sex is the last ting on me moind roight now."
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beer study

Jul 27, 2010 - 10:06 AM - Maximal
Maximal's Avatar Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.




They then theorized that, if beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens, drinking enough beer will men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.




It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, YES ... 100% of all these men:


1) Argued over nothing
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
3) Gained weight
4) Talked excessively without making sense
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive
7) Failed to think rationally ... and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!
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Sneakydave was Mugged in Wales, United Kingdom!!!

Jul 24, 2010 - 4:59 PM - Morty
Morty's Avatar So this morning I get an email from Sneakydave and it reads like this:

I'm writing this with tears in my eyes, I came down here to Wales,United Kingdom for a short vacation unfortunately we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed,all cash credit card and cell were stolen off us but luckily for us we still have our passports with us.
We've been to the embassy and the Police here but they're not helping issues at all and our flight leaves any moment from today but we're having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let us leave until we settle the bills,I'm freaked out at the moment.
David
I'm thinking this poor bastard is totally fucked. I feel so bad for him. What I should have been thinking to myself is "Why the fuck is Sneakydave in the UK??" But it didn't cross my mind yet, so I replied with:

Just read ur email. What's going on?

Morty
Mind you this was all via my cell phone, I didn't have a PC to do any research on it, so I forwarded it to WillRiker to see what he thought about it. And Will responds back about how a few months ago he got a very similar, but different email from a friend. Apparently that was a bullshit email too.

So finally Sneakydave replies back to my email:
I'm so glad you replied back,I have nothing left on me right now and I was lucky to have my Life and passport with me it would have been worst if they had made away with my passports.

Well i need a quick favor from you,,I was wondering if you can lend me $1,750 USD so that i can sort the hotel bills and get a cab to the Airport,,,you can have it wired to my name via Western Union I'll have to show my passport as ID to pick it up here,you have my word and i can make it up to you, I promise to pay you back as soon as I get back home.

Here's my info below
Name: David Didway
Location... 32 Wyndham, Arcade Mill Lane,
Cardiff, CF10 1FJ
United Kingdom
As soon as it has been done, kindly get back to me with the MTCN confirmation number.
I owe you.
It's after getting the email from WillRiker and then reading this respond from Dave I was pretty sure it was a scam. Because the first email this morning was talking about how his plane was leaving in a few hours and by now, at least 12 hours have passed and no mention of missing his flight or the family again. So I replied back:
Sounds like a scam. Sorry. Like its not really you asking for help.

Not to mention I am hours away from civilization where I could help.
On a camping trip. All this email is via my cell's email.
Figured if it's really him he would be asking me to somehow still help him and would try and explain how to prove it is him.

I haven't got a reply since.

And now that I am at home, I was able to do a search on the web by pasting in the exact words of the original email and just link after link after link of other people posting this on the web.

To sum it all up, this was a SCAM, so if you get an email from Sneakydave, don't send him money, and more importantly, SNEAKYDAVE YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED!!

For those that sit sideways, trying to lick the windows on the short bus, this wasn't really Sneakydave, somebody has hacked his email account and is trying to take advantage of those he's emailed in the past.

And to think I felt bad for the guy.
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Random Fact - Saturday 24th July 2010

Jul 24, 2010 - 6:30 AM - WillRiker
WillRiker's Avatar Half a billion people around the world are now using Facebook on a monthly basis. That means Facebook has a slightly smaller population than the continent of North America. The social network also has enough users to put 75 people on every one of the over 6.6 million square miles of Russia, the largest country in the world by landmass.
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Arcade Tournaments.

Jul 23, 2010 - 10:20 AM - WillRiker
WillRiker's Avatar So as a crazy idea, and if they work still, how about having a go at setting up a new series of arcade tournaments?

Obviously we need to make sure enough people will actually participate and there is still a "test" tournament awaiting 1 more player so we can see that the tournaments still work OK.

http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/fo...aments#attente

If we try it and it works without screwing up or anything we just might get some competitions going on here again.
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A Few Funnies...

Jul 23, 2010 - 10:08 AM - WillRiker
WillRiker's Avatar I have no diubt some of these are likely to have been posted previously..but figured they were all funny and worthy of a second look if they have been posted before..





























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Thought Of The Day - July 23rd 2010

Jul 23, 2010 - 7:29 AM - WillRiker
WillRiker's Avatar Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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Setup your Facebook, Twitter and MySpace icons below your avatar

Jul 22, 2010 - 8:19 PM - Morty
Morty's Avatar Everyone, if you have a Facebook, MySpace or Twitter account, please go into your MTW Profile and fill in your Profile IDs/Names for those sites in the corresponding boxes. Not only will this help MTW grow, but it's a good way for other MTW members to follow along in your life with the things you forget to bring and share here on MTW.

Here's an example of what it will look like when you post anywhere on MTW. Notice the little icons under my avatar.



Here's how you get to the spot to edit your profile on MTW for those that have forgotten how.

Top of the page there are the horizontal links, click the FORUM ACTIONS once and a drop down menu will appear and then click EDIT PROFILE from the list.



The page will reload and at the bottom of this EDIT PROFILE page you will see boxes for you to enter your Facebook, MySpace and Twitter info.

You aren't going to put the entire url of your pages FYI. For example, my twitter page is https://Twitter.com/MortysTW But on the profile page here on MTW, in the Twitter box, all I put was MortysTW because that's my "Twitter Profile ID".

Of course if you need help, ask myself, WillRiker or Jezza and we'd be happy to help out.

Are there any other Social Sites that I'm not thinking of that I should add additional profiles for? Let me know!
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Thought Of The Day - July 22nd 2010

Jul 22, 2010 - 4:30 AM - WillRiker
WillRiker's Avatar How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
3 Replies | 118 Views

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